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The Shlumpy Tee
The Shlumpy Tee
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$22.00 USD
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$22.00 USD
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You’ll love this Shlump Tee because it’s the kind of shirt that requires absolutely no effort—just throw it on and go. Made from soft, breathable fabric with a perfectly oversized, lived-in feel, it’s made for those days when you just want to be comfortable without a second thought. It’s not fitted, not trendy, and definitely not stylish—but that’s exactly the point. This tee is pure, unapologetic shlump at its finest, perfect for lounging, layering, or just existing in peak comfort.
- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

