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Classic Beanie
Classic Beanie
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$16.00 USD
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The perfect beanie has arrived!
This embroidered beauty has a snug fit that ensures you're going to feel cozy and warm whatever you're doing.
Did you know you can fake being married with just a beanie? That’s right—slap on a cozy, stylish beanie, and suddenly you’ve got the perfect excuse for not answering your phone or explaining why you're 'busy' on weekends. It’s like a built-in shield of mystery. No one questions a married person in a beanie; it’s like a secret code for 'I’ve got someone at home who understands my need for naps.' The best part? You get all the perks of married life—minus the actual commitment! So, next time you're out and about, throw on that beanie and let the world think you're living the happily-ever-after life. Who knew one hat could do so much?
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This embroidered beauty has a snug fit that ensures you're going to feel cozy and warm whatever you're doing.
Did you know you can fake being married with just a beanie? That’s right—slap on a cozy, stylish beanie, and suddenly you’ve got the perfect excuse for not answering your phone or explaining why you're 'busy' on weekends. It’s like a built-in shield of mystery. No one questions a married person in a beanie; it’s like a secret code for 'I’ve got someone at home who understands my need for naps.' The best part? You get all the perks of married life—minus the actual commitment! So, next time you're out and about, throw on that beanie and let the world think you're living the happily-ever-after life. Who knew one hat could do so much?
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 17 ⅜-17 ⅞ | 8 ⅛ | 2 ½ | 8 ¼ |
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