Collection: “I’m a Shadchan”

My Topics of Conversation:

• How to remember who’s a “top boy” when they all think they’re “top boys”
• The real difference between “in the freezer” and “still acting frozen”
• Which dating game actually works 
• How to gently tell a mother that her son’s “picky” is actually “impossible”
• The group chat where I get 50 resumes a day and lose them all before lunch
• Why “just one more question” on a reference call is never just one
• Ranking the best lounge spots by lighting, parking, and odds you’ll bump into another couple
• How to keep my bitachon strong when even I can’t get a yes
•  Why every shidduch crisis panel ends up being the same speech — but I still listen

Send me the resume — I’ve probably seen it already, but you never know.