Collection: The Last Resort

Welcome to The Last Resort! 

Yes, I’m still single. No, it’s not a crisis. Unless you ask my aunt.

Let’s be real. There are yacht clubs, country clubs, book clubs (where no one reads), retirement communities, and entire wellness retreats for people who microdose on chia seeds. Everyone has a club. Even dogs and sourdough starters (please don’t take it personall; WE LOVE YOU OLLY).

So we made one for us—the single, chronically booked, occasionally unhinged.

The Last Resort is for anyone who’s ever tried to plan a “quick getaway” and ended up needing a color-coded spreadsheet, three backup dates, and one friend to quit her job just so the group could agree on a weekend.

This is the collection for every resort, cruise, or last-minute "relaxation trip" that includes zero relaxing till you get there.

No availability required.

Just a car, snacks, and friends who actually respond with their Sunday to Sunday schedule.