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My Topics of Conversation:

  • Best first/second/third date spot
  • Which lounge has the perfect vibe when you want to look chill but calculated
  • How to find the one park bench that’s quiet but not sketchy (I’ve mapped them all)
  • Why you should never trust Waze on a Thursday night
  • Which neighborhood’s about to blow up — and why you should’ve bought there three years ago
  • Where everyone really should be investing but isn’t
  • What Elon Musk/Trump really should be doing
  • How to Make Peace in the Middle East
  • The fine art of being in the know but never the one getting caught in the hock

 

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